L.F.M.
= Luke Fictitious Management
L.F.M.
= Luke Fictitious Management
L.F.M. Luke Fictitious Management came about even before this webpage.
In the United {ha, ha} States of America {Long ago and far away...}
Most major labels would not let you submit a demo without a manager or music attourney.
Later after the "music industry" did nothing to claim their place on the internet.
Piracy did make a claim first with Napster.
With a jaw dropping of what the fuck are you doing,
Bertelsmann reportedly purchased Napster for 100 million dollars.
Instead of investing in artists.
And then what really ended up taking over {Spotify} was rumored to be founded by hackers.
Meanwhile in the United {ha, ha again} Kingdom.
Some talent shows {X Factor} don't pay their "contestants" {the only reason to watch the show}
And instead payed thier judges around a million per season.
A couple of these judges are the people {in the US at least} you would have searched for, to submit your demo to.
Yes the same "managers" {judges} that cannot manage to get any pay for the main attraction of the show.
Now what I see being offered most for musicians is large selection of services that do not make a proft.
I would think the future consist of selling tickets to live shows and CDs {or...} and this is why there is a support page.
Successful productions almost always require errr more money.
I would also like a pet elephant that can fly.
People used to think it was the "music industry" doing the work.
I currently am able to work in Germany, United Kingdom and USA.
Ich lebe jetzt in Deutschland und brauche vielleicht jemanden,
der die Sprache fließender beherrscht und sehr gut mit den Clubs vertraut ist,
in denen sie Buchungen organisieren können.
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